MidorikoHyuuga

[ ] They are possessed by an angel [ ] They are possessed by a demon [ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie [x] They are physically strong [ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour [ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour [ ] This happens to be red [ ] Their eyes change colour [ ] They have wings [ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift (through magic, I figure) [ ] They are immortal [ ] (if a female) they have large boobs [ ] (if a male) they are very muscular [x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender [x] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (with magic) [ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (with magic) [ ] They

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [x] You have run into a tree/bush. [x] You have been called a blonde. [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [ ] You just sang them to make sure. [ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [ ] You have seen t

To the BIGGEST Idiot: I knew you would fail. I knew that you would be miserable if you didn't follow through. I knew you would never amount to anything if you didn't take everything one step at a time instead of jumping around. I told you. I warned you. And you've fallen and failed. You've failed yourself. And I feel not the slightest bit of pity for you. Because I told you it would happen. You were so quick to get out that you failed to remember the golden rule: Know your surroundings. But it doesn't matter. You are going to remain miserable. Not because I say so or have no faith in you, because if there's one thing I have faith in is that